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lannistershavethephonebox:

icebergshanti:

romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

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Where is 12?

fuck 12

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plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

luciferisen:

paramacc:

did you say….. supernatural?

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this is so accurate that it’s not even funny

ben-c:

I’m back bitches

and lucky for you shits I get paid next week and have nothing to spend my money on so here ya go

let’s fuckin do this

please read this shit or u will prob miss smth important actually no u most likely wont its all v basic but im fucking funny so read it anyway

as always, if there’s an item you don’t want, or something you’d rather have, yes I will substitute unless I’ve already ordered the thing

alternatively, if there’s a thing you don’t want, you can opt to have it sent to someone else

ok anyway here we go with the list that’s always the same in every giveaway except if I don’t write it down ill get a million asks about it

fucking dumbass rules I shouldn’t have to write down:

  •  yes u have to follow me im building an army
  • reblogs and likes both count duh
  •  I’ll ship anywhere
  • giveaway blogs are fine I literally don’t care
  • reblog as much as you want once again, shockingly, I don’t care
  • if u have any questions feel free to ask me!!
  • but if they are already answered anywhere in this post I will probably give a frustrated sassy reply that will slightly offend u
  • be careful
  • I will sass u the fuck out
  • its what I do
  • its who I am

the things in the thing:

  • cool ass motherfucking vintage camera I found on sale look at this motherfucking thing holy shit
  • the 4th doctors scarfthis shit is 6 feet long I do not mess around let me tell you son
  • sherlock seasons 1-3 dvds (yes I can order in whatever region u want)
  • sherlock bag
  • tardis converse (yes of fucking course I will order them in custom size for the winner don’t even fucking ask)
  • doctor who charm necklace
  • A CLOCK WITH ALL THE DOCTORS ON IT THIS SHIT IS SO COOL DON’T EVEN PRETEND YOU DIDN’T GET AT LEAST A LIL EXCITED 50 YEARS OF TIME AND SPACE HAVE COME TOGETHER TO ALLOW THESE 12 DOCTORS TO BE ARRANGED INTO A PERFECT CLOCK SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • one of my favourite book trilogies hell yea look at this golden work of literature you can be fandomy and fucking cultured. (yes everyone who reads is cultured. it’s the law.)
  • SUPER CUTE ASS MATCHING MOON NECKLACE AND EARTH RING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARENT EVEN BY THE SAME PERSON BUT THEY MATCH SO FUCKING WELL I HAD TO INCLUDE BOTH      

and as usual additional thingies:

  • if this gets 5k notes I’ll add a book of the winners choice
  •  if it gets 10k I’ll add any one season of a show of the winners choice on dvd/bluray
  • it if gets 25k I’ll add a gay ass painting of whatever the winner wants (keeping in mind that I cannot draw everything) (but I CAN draw gay porn) (eyyy)
  •  if it gets 50k I’ll add any item from thinkgeek.com that’s 25$ or less
  • if it gets 100k I’ll add 2 concert or play tickets to the live performance of the winners choice

yes the list is cumulative

no don’t ask me what cumulative is jesus christ just google it

do you know how many asks I always get about that shit

same with asking where I got certain items just reverse image search them omfg

why don’t you people ever use google it iS THERE FOR A REASON okay im sorry im done

ahem

okay

this is gonna end on july 1st because that is both my country and my dog’s birthday (we all know my dog takes precedence here)

good luck cuties

friendly reminder that you are wonderful and a lot of people love you probably

ben-c:

OK SO I HAD A GREAT IDEA LET’S FUCKIN DO THIS
HEAR ME OUT
ok so
I’m gonna start a sort of book-sharing-chain thing here because everyone on this fucking site loves reading and I just am so excited ok omg
basically i’ve got copies of 10 of my favourite books
and im gonna pick 10 people from the reblogs on this post
and send one of the books to each person with a little note in it
and when they’re done reading it they can send it to another person and they can even put their own little note in it if they want omg ok
ok?
 ok?
don’t fuck with me here I’m so excited make this happen ok guys cmon
let’s lay out rules and stuff ok I feel like that’s important
 follow me and the separate blog for this project so we can keep of track of those involved (also because I like followers??? duh) (ok I guess u don’t have to be following me just the project blog) (seriously cmon are you actually gonna not follow me) (wow.)
 reblog this post (you can like it if you want but that won’t make you eligible to be one of the people who get a book first)
  you must be okay with giving me your address, obviously (NOBODY else will have access to this information I promise)
 I’ll message each of the people I’ve chosen on july 15th
they can choose if they want fantasy, dystopian, victorian historical, sci-fi, etc (I have a pretty wide range but keep in mind there are only 10 books for now)
I’ve included some popular books as well (the hunger games, divergent, etc) in case you don’t like my rather odd taste you can opt for those ehe
 first person chosen gets to pick first, second picks second, etc
if this goes according to plan then each person can, in turn, send their book to the next person when they’re finished (don’t worry if you’re a slow reader this doesnt have a time limit!!)
and we can have a system on the project blog so we know who has what book!!
and basically everyone can sign their name and url and we can add more books and stuff if this gets successful (seriously I have literally hundreds of books I need to get rid of anyway plus then you guys can add your favourites!!) and it can become a big ongoing project and omg I’m so excited
I might be getting ahead of myself this post might not even get any notes but that’s ok I just wanna start a book chain okay please cmon I know u guys are SO INTO THIS STUFF  or at least I am  SO INTO THIS STUFF
oh and here’s a list of the books I’ve chosen!!! (if you want to suggest others let me know im tight with the local bookstore owner it’s cool)
 the droughtlanders (dystopian, fantasy, semi-young-adult) (for being YA it actually has a pretty decent plotline and manages to mostly keep the typical romancey shit out of it)
1984 (dystopian, adult, political) (one of the best books ever written imo)
  hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy (damn fucking confusing but you will not regret this shit) (sorta sci-fi I guess??) (takes place mostly in space so)
 the other queen (historical victorian, centres around the life of mary queen of scots though quite embellished so it’s much more interesting than normal history I promise)
 the golden compass (fantasy/adventure, got demons in it, lots of snow and betrayal, pretty neat)
 the hunting of the last dragon (basically a typical fantasy-dragon dealio with some unnecessary romance but it manages to be p good)
 on a pale horse (undoubtedly one of my very favourites) (fantasy, futuristic, seriously cool ass concept) (basically a dude kills death so he has to take over his job) (and he’s like “what the fuck man I cant do this”) (it’s hilarious trust me)
magic kingdom for sale: sold (fantasy, got lots of cool made up creatures n wizards n shit, trust me it’s neat)
 divergent (y’all know what that shit about)
the hunger games (y’all REALLY know what that shit about)
(oh yea also some of these are brand new pretty copies and some are a lil beat up because they’re my personal copies and ive read them 3482 times ok don’t be mad if it’s a bit……..used) (it adds character) (or whatever pretentious people say idk)

also please message me on THIS BLOG if you have any suggestions/questions/etc!!!! !! I would love to hear/answer anything ahh :3

ben-c:

OK SO I HAD A GREAT IDEA LET’S FUCKIN DO THIS

HEAR ME OUT

ok so

I’m gonna start a sort of book-sharing-chain thing here because everyone on this fucking site loves reading and I just am so excited ok omg

basically i’ve got copies of 10 of my favourite books

and im gonna pick 10 people from the reblogs on this post

and send one of the books to each person with a little note in it

and when they’re done reading it they can send it to another person and they can even put their own little note in it if they want omg ok

ok?

 ok?

don’t fuck with me here I’m so excited make this happen ok guys cmon

let’s lay out rules and stuff ok I feel like that’s important

  •  follow me and the separate blog for this project so we can keep of track of those involved (also because I like followers??? duh) (ok I guess u don’t have to be following me just the project blog) (seriously cmon are you actually gonna not follow me) (wow.)
  •  reblog this post (you can like it if you want but that won’t make you eligible to be one of the people who get a book first)
  •   you must be okay with giving me your address, obviously (NOBODY else will have access to this information I promise)
  •  I’ll message each of the people I’ve chosen on july 15th
  • they can choose if they want fantasy, dystopian, victorian historical, sci-fi, etc (I have a pretty wide range but keep in mind there are only 10 books for now)
  • I’ve included some popular books as well (the hunger games, divergent, etc) in case you don’t like my rather odd taste you can opt for those ehe
  •  first person chosen gets to pick first, second picks second, etc

if this goes according to plan then each person can, in turn, send their book to the next person when they’re finished (don’t worry if you’re a slow reader this doesnt have a time limit!!)

and we can have a system on the project blog so we know who has what book!!

and basically everyone can sign their name and url and we can add more books and stuff if this gets successful (seriously I have literally hundreds of books I need to get rid of anyway plus then you guys can add your favourites!!) and it can become a big ongoing project and omg I’m so excited

I might be getting ahead of myself this post might not even get any notes but that’s ok I just wanna start a book chain okay please cmon I know u guys are SO INTO THIS STUFF  or at least I am  SO INTO THIS STUFF

oh and here’s a list of the books I’ve chosen!!! (if you want to suggest others let me know im tight with the local bookstore owner it’s cool)

  •  the droughtlanders (dystopian, fantasy, semi-young-adult) (for being YA it actually has a pretty decent plotline and manages to mostly keep the typical romancey shit out of it)
  • 1984 (dystopian, adult, political) (one of the best books ever written imo)
  •   hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy (damn fucking confusing but you will not regret this shit) (sorta sci-fi I guess??) (takes place mostly in space so)
  •  the other queen (historical victorian, centres around the life of mary queen of scots though quite embellished so it’s much more interesting than normal history I promise)
  •  the golden compass (fantasy/adventure, got demons in it, lots of snow and betrayal, pretty neat)
  •  the hunting of the last dragon (basically a typical fantasy-dragon dealio with some unnecessary romance but it manages to be p good)
  •  on a pale horse (undoubtedly one of my very favourites) (fantasy, futuristic, seriously cool ass concept) (basically a dude kills death so he has to take over his job) (and he’s like “what the fuck man I cant do this”) (it’s hilarious trust me)
  • magic kingdom for sale: sold (fantasy, got lots of cool made up creatures n wizards n shit, trust me it’s neat)
  •  divergent (y’all know what that shit about)
  • the hunger games (y’all REALLY know what that shit about)

(oh yea also some of these are brand new pretty copies and some are a lil beat up because they’re my personal copies and ive read them 3482 times ok don’t be mad if it’s a bit……..used) (it adds character) (or whatever pretentious people say idk)

also please message me on THIS BLOG if you have any suggestions/questions/etc!!!! !! I would love to hear/answer anything ahh :3

randomrazl:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

holothewolf-x:

tabikato:

tatallalock:

Toothless Dragon Trainer hoodie

I have such a need

very badass

the-starkest-night:

jayywhizzle:

espressonist:

rejennerate:

superwholock-ismy-design:

rainbow-femme:

gallifrey-feels:

distraction:

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

bad screenwriters

John Green

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john green is not the problem
john green’s fans are the problem

Reblogging SO fast.

With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.

Thank you

So basically bad screenwriters